Anime Laws of Physics

1)The more retarded a plan is, the more likely it is to work.

2) Main characters and villians cannot be killed by secondary characters. This is because main characters have plot protection from secondary characters. In essence, no matter if they are brutally stabbed multiple times and seem dead, they aren't really dead. Guess someone should have told that to those filler Arrancars, eh Ulquiorra?

3) Villains either are butt-ugly monsters or gay dudes. Certain exceptions are an mix of both.

4) The bad guy has fan girls.Unless Especially if he's a transvestite.

5) The quicker someone dies off, the more likely they are not really dead.

6) When a character performs an attack, they MUST yell out it's name, therefore giving their opponent the obvious advantage of knowing what they're going to do, but never doing what they can do to prevent or counter it. If they don't yell out the name, it doesn't count because that's cheating.

-This was first used in popular anime The Bible, in which the main character God, unleashes his signature move 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!'

-The louder said character shouts the name of an attack, the more powerful that attack will be.

-The stupider the name of the attack is, the more damage it will do

7) The main characters thoughts and/or long emotional conversations may never be interrupted, even if they take place in the middle of world-deciding battles.

8) When in doubt, scream loudly and sacrifice yourself to have no effect on the enemy.

9) There is no anime without the presence of at least one samurai.

10) There is one pink haired character in every anime. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME GO CHECK!

11) You may not start kicking the bad guy's ass until the cool music starts

12) The more an enemy brags about easily beating the main character, the easier that enemy will be defeated.

13) a final showdown starts with a half hour staring contest followed by hour long flashback scenes.

14) However, a powerful attack against characters will always cause them to bleed from the mouth. Punched in the gut? Blood escapes from the mouth. Stabbed in the shoulder? Blood in the mouth. I wonder why...

15)Bad guys that seem too cool to be villains often end up turning into the main characters rival.
Conversely, Secondary main characters that seem too badass or powerful early in the the series will often end up turning to evil (lookin' at YOU Sasuke Uchiha! *Glare*) or revealing that they were villains from the very beginning.

16) Both the main character main cillan can wield incredibly large and heavy looking weapons despite possessing no muscles whatsoever

17) While in no way stronger than the Main character, the female counterpart possesses the ability to beat the main character at anything she wishes.

18) Fat was never introduced to anime women's systems.

19) A female alien can be incredibly beautiful by human standards. If the heroine is alien, she will look like a typical Japanese school girl , even if the rest of her kind look like relatives of ET

20) Acceleration is not affected by friction, air resistance, or any other natural force, but rather something called "whatever I feel like". This allows anyone with no real training or experience to jump over buildings, accelerate to unhealthy speeds from a dead stop in a second or less, change the direction of their jumps (and start spinning) in midair, and many other feats that make the real world seem boring and pointless.

21) gravity does not affect the lead cast.

23) Hair and clothes are indestructible. After a long intense battle, the shirt is either missing completely or loses a sleeve

24) When a person jumps an innumerable amount of feet in the air, makes a killing blow, or both, they fall at one fifth of the force of gravity while the rest of the world is affected normally.

25) people may stretch their mouths past their faces into a two-dimensional space that has no real existence.

26) Hair has a unique property, where it becomes TRANSPARENT when placed in front of the eyes or eyebrows

27) Eyes are normaly twice the size of anything else on the face.

28) Whenever something witty or plain stupid is said, Smart people summon a giant drop of sweat on their forehead.

29) No matter how f**king big that sword is, nobody will notice you. So stop showing off already.

30) The villans eyes can glow in dark in evil colors such as red, yellow, green, or black.

31) Animals may take on intelligent properties and vocal skills attributed to humans

32) Characters wear the same set of clothes everyday unless it is a new season of the anime.

33) In the event of a card game, the Main character alone can poroduce from nowhere cards that would be completely useless in any other situation, but are exactly what he needs at that moment.

34) The later a character is introduced, the more bad-ass they are likely to be.

35) When the time comes that the protagonist must do something complicated or amazing for the first time, he will beat all known records and anyone who actually knows what they're doing.

36) Parents either exist and are extremely active or do not exist and are dead or drunk. Active parents are subject to dying for the cause of the main character (Sad right?)

37) The word "nyaa!" or "uwaa" must be uttered at least 50 time per episode.

38) The killing blow will always spray more blood than the human body contains.

These are just a few ^_^ Note that there are SOME exceptions to the rules

~Kyra~
//mad mad world//

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WHY CANT I SEE MY BLOG?!!!

I know Xue ying can see it...why cant I? Esther also has the same problem sometimes....*sigh* may need to change my URL. NYUUUUUU!

Anyway math paper screwed. Chem tomorow. PLEASE MR. YEW DONT SET SO MUCH MOLE!!!!!

2 more days to go. Gambate!

~Kyra~
//Almost there//

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Found this on esthers blog and decided to do it. Anyway Geog and Emaths paper 1 tomorow. Argh 3 more days. I hope it ends quickly. I know i'm screwed for my exams anyway. Oh and I FOUND MY TABLET PEN! Ah my pen....i will never lose you again <3

1. Full Name: Jaspreet Kaur Locham

2. Nicknames: Jas, Jassie, Kyra

Birth place: SINGAPORE

4. Hair color: Black

5. Natural hair style: mostly straight with slight wave

6. Eye Colour: dark brown

7. Birthday: 10/09/93

Favourite Country: Japan! <3>

9. Favorite color: Purple

10. One place you'd like to visit: JAPAN!

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

1. Have you ever been in love?
Yes

2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes

3. Do you currently have a crush?
Nop! What its true...

4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally?
Many times

5. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Not that I know of....

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Not Yet

7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yep

8. Are you afraid of commitment?
Not really

9. Who was the last person you hugged?
Must be my sis

10. Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Also my sis ^_^

TEN THIS OR THAT.

1. Love or lust?
L-O-V-E

2. Hard liquor or beer?
I shall not drink

3. Cats or dogs?
Both! Plus hamsters, rabbits, goldfish, terapins ect

.4. A few best friends or any regular friends?
BEST frineds na-na-na-na-na

5. Creamy or Crunchy?
Depends on what it is

6. Pencil or Pen?
pencil. Evey artist must have one

7. Wild night out or romantic night in?
Wild night out

8. Money or Happiness?
Happiness (Like Duh)

9. Night or day?
Night

10. IM or phone?
IM is the best!

TEN STUFFS...

1. Been caught sneaking out?
I never get caught!

.2. Seen a polar bear?
Zoo duh....

3. Done something you regret?
Many things

4. Bungee jumped?
One day I will!

5. Eaten food that fell on the floor?
hehe...yeah ^__^"

6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?
No i dont like them

7. Been caught naked?
=_="""

8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?
NEVA. Maybe its cause i DONT HAVE a bf?

9. Cried because you lost a pet ?
Yea my poor angelfish

10. Wanted to disappear?
Once in awhile

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER

1. Smile or eyes?
Smile

2. Light or dark hair?
Either is fine

3. Hugs or kisses?
hugs

4. Shorter or taller?
UH....both also can? XD

5. Intelligence or attraction?
intelligence. Preferentiall both

6. Topman or Zara?
NON-BRANDED

7. Funny or serious?
Funny XD

8. Older or Younger?
Both can

9. Outgoing or quiet?
Outgoing

10. Sweet or Bad ?
Sweet prefeably but both also can.

TEN HAVE YOUS

1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd?
Yep!

2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour?
Yehz

3. Ever tried walking on your hands?
Yes. It was painful...

4. Ever been to a rock concert?
Nyuuuuuu TT__TT

5. Ever been on a cheer leading team?
CCAC?! O___O?

6. Ever been on a dance team?
Kinda, once.

7. Ever been on a sports team?
Yep

8. Ever been in a drama play/production?
Yep

9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley?
Who do you think i am? =_="no.

10. Ever been in a rap video?
NEVER!

TEN LASTS

1. Last phone call you made?
Mom

2. Last person you hugged?
My dearest sister ^_^

3. Last person you hung out with?
Tan Xue Ying

4. Last time you worked?
Uh...never?

5.Last person you talked to?
Sharan. Actually I shouted at her.

6. Last person you IM'd?
Symirah

7. Last person you texted?
Xue Ying

8.Last person(s) you went to the movies with?
Xue Ying and Yan Ping

9. Last Person Who called you?
Dad

10. Last website visited?
http://www.fanfiction.net/

Ten person to do this

1.YOU!
2.Eliza
3.Sharan
4.Xue Ying

1.The person who tagged you.
Esther I guess...I supose i chose to do it...

2. Your relationship with her/him.
Friend ^_^

3.Your 5 impressions of her/him.
Crazy, funny, Crazy, evil and did i mention crazy?

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done for you
Make me laugh like crazy

5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you
Auntie Esther is always right (like real)

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
Pray for my freaking life beacuse I know i'm dead.

8. What is the thing you want to tell him/her now.
Esther....aliens dont exist

9. Your overall impression of him/her.
As i said, totally insane.

10. How do you think the person around you will feel about you?
Anwser that in my tagbox will you?

11. The character you love about yourself is...
I'm such a nice person ^_^ (You: *Roll eye*)

12.The character you hate about yourself is...
I'm not very outgoing

13. The most ideal person you want to be...
An Anime character! No lah, someone who will be remembered

14. For people who cares and likes you, say something to them....
You guys rock <3

~Kyra~
//Gambate Minna//

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Look! I made a new skin! And during exam time sumore! insparation is so random....

Ok skin featuring Neku Sakuraba from the game the world ends with you. Song is dear maria count me in by all time low. NOW I MUST GO STUDY!!!!!!!!

I love my new skin ^_^

~Kyra~
//TWEWY//

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I'm not the only one with freaky dreams. These are Xue ying's exact words.

"we were on a bus with our class. we were on excursion to c.c.k community club to go tuition.then terrorists started throwing bombs on the roads. the whole bus was very panicked. we reach the place but we told the bus driver not to let us out. we are afriad the terroits might see us and bomb us. the bus reach the tuition centre and then he pick people up. the bus just keep on going and going cos we all don want to stop and at the same time we chat to someone whom just boarded the bus. then we reach the Askai Chin. that place was the border dispute place if u know. then the person from the tution center got down the bus and climb up the mountain. we never get out except her. then we continue the journry and then we went somewhere and saw her again. she borded the bus. then she tell us about the Askai Chin. we travel to a river.the bus can travel on river. then we saw a lot of sketeton of dragons and werid stuff. then i cannot rmb liao"

We are both such creative people.

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OKay...i'm posting today because I had this weird dream and i actually remembered it. So i want to record it down. Be warned, it contains randomness.

Okay so it started off in the nice, big 5 star hotel kind of place and apparently i was living there and I was sad because i was moving away and i didnt want to (DUH! who dosent want to live in a 5 star hotel?) this place was like really big and fulled of gold stuff and i was standing at a balcony and god knows what i was looking at.....

Okay then suddenly I was walking along the corridors of a random block on some random floor. I think it was my old block when i was living in theck whye cause it looked like that. So it was at night and i was walking along the corridor with...Eliza (Yes eliza you were in my dream) And we were both carrying heavy bags in our hands full of books and stuff (Mine also had sweets ^_^) We walked to the lift there and waited for the lift. I think we were running away form something, i cant remeber. and I think at some point there were other people walking behind us.

Then i dont remember this part but i think we took the lift down to the lobby of the 5 star hotel (I know WTF right? how from there go there?!) And there were alot of people there and I think from there I found out we were suposed to fight this ghost thingy. Also Soul from soul eater was there and he was my weapon (As in he can change into a sword or something =_=" My god...) Also Eliza also had a weapon which is her brother. Except he was a black box and she was carrying him in her bag. (=_="""") Then i realized our bags very heavy and i wanted to put them down so i asked her and for some reason she called me crazy. (WHY?!)

Then i walked arround for awhile and then i saw atiqah and she was packing sweets into bags and i told her "Can you do this later? We have to fight a ghost." Then she gave me that 'diao' face and told me something i cant remember. At this point i took out a cola sweet from my bag and ate it. (see my dream so detailed) Then we all went into a toilet that looks like the one at causeway point but bigger and darker altough it looked like it was day outside. Then for some reason i was really scared. Someone started talking about the ghost and saying what happened may years ago when they tried to fight it and then i kept on looking back and....

Then i woke up.

So anti-climax right? I wanted to find out what happen. Ah my dreams rarely got continuation one....So sad

Ah anyway tahts all...

~Kyra~
//Mad mad world//

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

STRESS! STRESS!

My god...i'm worried about exams. But its like everytime i sit down to study i cant concentrate. Especially physics. I HATE PHYSICS!!!!! now i'm worried for my chem also!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm going crazy. Maybe i really should go crazy like stein in soul eater. CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!! AH HELP MEEEEEEE!

~Kyra~
//AAAAAHHHH//

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LOL Esther you're reaction DAMN FUNNY! ^_^

What happened to DONT READ huh?

MYE comming. Sian....Meaning that i must cut down on all my 'unessecery activities.' Just when naruto his becoming intresting Sumore. Tobi is finally making an appearance in the anime! Viva la Akatsuki ^_^

Last guides meeting was yesterday. Kinda sad really. Guides HAS been really fun for me.The camps, Archery, fainting in NDP (XD), drills and everything else...I met my fave Phsyco, (no points for guessing who) throught guides and i guess and formed my first real friendships there (DO NOT roll your eyes) *sigh* I cant believe its over. Still I had lots of fun and i'll always treasure those moments. Thanks Nurul and Nisa for the Gifts and Atiqah, shiyun and Geraldine for the makan ^_^. Cake yum yum....(Eliza and I were running arround doing party preparations since we had no AEP ^_^ so funny). I'm sorry Angela wasnt there though....

Alright time to go back and STUDY STUDY STUDY! Jiayou for MYE!

~Kyra~
//give it my 100%//

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(This post contains ranting about topics that may not be relavant to you as well as various spoilers reguarding WITCH, Naruto, Tales of the abyss, D.gray-man and various other manga/comics/games. Read at your own risk and dont say i didnt warn you about SPOILERS!)

*SPOILERS!*

ARGH!!!!! I think the story writers/manga artists of the world hate me....Always always always!!!! why is it that my fave character ALWAYS dies? huh? HUH?! *sigh* This is so unfair.

I shall explain what provoked this outburst. I was reading WITCH online (esthers fault for lending me comics...making me curious) And i was happily reading it, arround the 'save matt arc' (this is nonsense to non-readers). Paticularly happy because of a certian certian pairing *Hint hint* that was begin to show. everything was going perfectly....UNTIL!!!!!

SOMEBODY DIED! Not just anyone. MY FREAKING FAV CHARACTER! Not only that....but...THEY TOTALLY JUST KILLED OFF THE PARING!!!!!!!

I'm not making much sense am I?

http://home.versatel.nl/m.th.joustra/tekstenWitch/scansvandestrips.html

If you scroll down and read from 'the book of elements' arc (issue 49 to 63) you will know what i'm talking about (the paring and my fave character) Actually if you dont want to spoil it you can read issue 46 or 49. ^_^

Still i advise readers of WITCH not to read. Its heart breaking....really it is....so much so that i lost some sleep over it (OMG i'm really crazy arent I?)

OK on with the rant....They always kill my faves!!!! Even in Naruto damn it! First Sasori who was only arround for about 6 episodes? I thought 'wow cool we've got a nice new character'. And then he dies....Fine no probelm. The nex unbeleivable thing. MY SECOND FAVE CHARACTER DIES! Deidara killed by sasuke uchiha in a battle in which, by right, sasuke should have died. Blame the screwed logic of the manga artist for his survival. By this time i was reall really sad....THEN MY THIRD FAVE DIES!!!! Itachi uchiha killed by Sasuke. Ok i knew it was comming still i had hope....crazy i tell you....they hate me....

Then ToA! According to spoilers i've read and seen. my fave character (Asch FYI) also dies....*sigh*

TWEWY even....*sigh* but its a game and the bad guys always end up being my faves so its to be expected.

Not only do they kill off my fave characters, they destroy my fave parings as well. Cornelia and Caleb from WITCH was my absolute fave....but apparently whoevers running the show didnt like it....Then theres the example above. And in D.gray-man, eliadeXKrowry, Eliade died. Chomesuke (that akuma programmed thingy)X Lavi, chomesuke died....

WHAT DOES THIS PROVE?! Absolutely nothing....

I'm just damn unlucky. I respect the writers/artists decision in the end i cant do anything about it. Most to most i can write fanfiction or draw fanart or fantasize about what would happen if my fave decessed characters were still alive....other than that i can only hope that they'll be back. (There is a small tiny chance but i'm not that hopefull...maybe...we'll see...^_^)

Ok thats it for the rant.....

*End Spoilers*

*sigh* okay i feel better....longest blog post in a long time. Alright then lets go back to reading WITCH Shall we? Unless ToA has been subbed....

Eliza i'll change ur blogskin tomorow, today cannot. Sorry!
Cya!

~Kyra~
//Wallowing in misery//

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